I edited something for a coworker and had to explain to him why Oxford commas are important, and returned to this tried & true example.
(Because I’m so professional in the workplace.)
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You see the weirdest things at parks in LA. This guy was bench-pressing this goose for ten minutes.
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Wayne + props
THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST PERFECT GIFSET EVER
(Source: exno, via nidoranmale)
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ugly poor people shouldnt be allowed to procreate tbh because what about the kids? srry it should be a law if u get preggers if ur boring and ugli
the amount of photoshop on her face hurts. Everyone is beautiful, but blatant photoshop to enforce a societal standard just pissed me off.
its not photoshop its called natual beauty look it up
{Hunny, do I need to point out that:
1. Your logic is completely flawed.
2. The amount of unrealistic lighting in almost rancid?
So please, be quiet. Thank you~}{Hunny, do you dont need to point that out:
1.im smarter than you AND hotter than you
2.youre not my mom
3.youre not rich
So please, be quiet. Thank you~}
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I was sitting next to my crush last period and I started smiling in the middle of our quiz so he tapped me and whispered “hahah what’s so funny” and I said “ha nothin” but really I was thinkin about bouncin on his dick
HE’S GOING TO FIND THIS OH MY GOD PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING IT
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i don’t understand why people always say that the mona lisa is leonardo da vinci’s best work. i really liked his role in titanic and he was pretty good in inception too.
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my drunken father came home, pointed at my socks and said ‘what the fuck are those’
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This dog was unable to gaze at his beloved cat due to some menacing potted plants, but true love won in the end.
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Candice Sortino, age 17, ran out on the field during the 7th inning of the Arizona vs. South Carolina game at CWS on June 25th. She smacked two players butts; the one shown here is center fielder Joey Rickard.
I feel like this is secretly Ashley Petersen.
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